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shoplifteroftheworld:

To the guy with the Jose Molina Yankees World Series 2009 player t-shirt: Since you are not, in fact, veteran backup catcher Jose Molina or a member of his family, I have to wonder what force on earth compelled you to spend at least 25 of your presumably hard earned American dollars on apparel that celebrates one of the worst offensive baseball players ever to live. I’m just going to assume that, halfway through this ferry ride, you’re going to jump off the boat to your death, and that you wore this particular shirt so that, when your body is fished out of the East River, it won’t take long to identify you, because the number of people who have purchased and worn a Jose Molina player tee has to be in the low teens.

Just because it’s on clearance at the MLB Shop doesn’t mean you should buy it, dude.
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shoplifteroftheworld:

To the guy with the Jose Molina Yankees World Series 2009 player t-shirt: Since you are not, in fact, veteran backup catcher Jose Molina or a member of his family, I have to wonder what force on earth compelled you to spend at least 25 of your presumably hard earned American dollars on apparel that celebrates one of the worst offensive baseball players ever to live. I’m just going to assume that, halfway through this ferry ride, you’re going to jump off the boat to your death, and that you wore this particular shirt so that, when your body is fished out of the East River, it won’t take long to identify you, because the number of people who have purchased and worn a Jose Molina player tee has to be in the low teens.

Just because it’s on clearance at the MLB Shop doesn’t mean you should buy it, dude.

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    • #Yankees
    • #Jose Molina
    • #FAIL
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    rooted for yadier molina ;)
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