I Need An Intern

rclj:

Or a Life Manager (hmm, is that a real thing? Do they make Life Managers??)

But for serious; internship responsibilities include:

» ATMP related contract writing because me doing it myself makes my brain hurt. A lot.
 » Bringing me Starbucks whenever the fuck I want.

And that’s it. I pay in Teddy Grahams and whiskey shots. You know wanna….

You had me at Teddy Grahams. When can I start?

Source: rclj