Things I Should Have Done During Hurricane Irene

  • Drove through the Lincoln Tunnel because there was NO TRAFFIC
  • Drove over the GW Bridge because there was NO TRAFFIC
  • Ran around ghost town NYC because there was NO TRAFFIC
  • Been a Times Square tourist because there was NO TRAFFIC
  • I’m from Jersey, I don’t sight-see in NYC even if there is NO TRAFFIC
  • Had Lunch at Sardi’s, no wait because there was NO TRAFFIC
  • Because I will never know NYC WITH NO TRAFFIC

Get the Hell off the beach in Asbury Park and get out. It’s 4:30. You’ve maximized your tan.

NJ Governor CHRIS CHRISTIE, remarking on New Jerseyans who are “still on the beach,” in advance of Hurricane Irene.

Excellent.

(via inothernews)

I lead a Chris Christie Appreciation life.

Source: inothernews